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2008.02.18:
On the Porch Again
2008.02.15:
For the Faucet...
2008.02.14:
Come on, Train
2008.02.08:
Job Interview
2008.02.08:
Estate Planning
2008.02.02:
Living Will
2008.02.02:
Rush
2008.02.02:
First Time
2007.12.20:
Christmas Golf
2007.12.20:
Skippy!
2007.11.20:
Speeding
2007.11.20:
Confessions
2007.11.19:
Smart Pills
2007.11.19:
Owning Hell
2007.11.19:
Difference
2007.11.19:
How Soon?
2006.05.25:
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2006.02.28:
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2006.02.22:
Mary had a little lamb,
2006.02.22:
When Mike got arrested, the
2006.02.21:
A midget in Texas went
2006.02.21:
At one job I had,
2006.02.18:
You're getting to be an
2006.02.18:
A guy wakes up at
2006.02.17:
A husband goes home and
2006.02.17:
Two fellows from Kentucky were
2006.02.17:
Little Johnny blows up a
2006.02.15:
Feelings of inadequacy? Shyness? Wish
2006.02.15:
Tom had proposed to young
2006.02.15:
A prospective juror in a
2006.02.14:
A little old lady was
2006.02.14:
A little girl raised her
2006.02.14:
Two nuns passed through the
2006.02.14:
The farmer's new high-tech milking
2006.02.14:
A man on a construction
2006.02.14:
A woman goes to her
2006.02.14:
Scott walked into a saloon
2006.02.14:
A fast food restaurant manager
2006.02.14:
This soldier had been stationed
2006.02.14:
The first grade teacher announced
2006.02.14:
One day an insurance salesman
2006.02.14:
The Next Survivor
2006.02.14:
Mickey and Rotunda are in
2006.02.14:
A little girl was leading
2006.02.14:
A certain college professor was
2006.02.14:
Once Tarzan and all animals
2006.02.14:
A fisherman from the city
2006.02.14:
The guy leered at the
2006.02.14:
Once Mrs. Smith and Mrs.
2006.02.14:
A man was looking for
2006.02.14:
A man went to his
2006.02.14:
Little Johnny was in school.
2006.02.14:
There were these three guys
2006.02.14:
"My boyfriend and I had
2006.02.14:
A really ugly woman walks
2006.02.14:
A young man called his
2006.02.14:
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm
2006.02.14:
Fred's convertible glided to a
2006.02.13:
A wife interrupted her husband's
2006.02.08:
"Cash, check or charge?" I
2006.02.08:
WARNING!
2006.02.08:
Little Johnny and Willy were
2006.01.25:
A married couple is driving
2006.01.25:
An escaped convict, imprisoned for
2006.01.20:
This exchange was overheard between
2006.01.18:
What does a Rubix cube
2006.01.18:
A couple had only been
2006.01.18:
I had a rose named
2006.01.18:
Farmer walks into his bedroom
2006.01.13:
Susie Lee done fell in
2006.01.12:
A professor was asked to
2006.01.12:
The old professor got a
2006.01.11:
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most
2006.01.11:
A woman who is uncomfortable
2006.01.11:
The new Vicar was up
2006.01.10:
The newlyweds returned from their
2006.01.10:
As the bus pulled away,
2006.01.10:
The waitress was tired of
2006.01.10:
Sam was worried. His teenage
2005.12.15:
Little Johnny was in school
2005.12.14:
The following is a telephone
2005.12.14:
One day, a bushman went
2005.12.12:
The soldiers were tired and
2005.12.08:
Peter met Sharon in a
2005.12.08:
Evan was so excited about
2005.12.07:
A very distinguished lady was
2005.12.07:
A farmer finally decided to
2005.12.07:
One beautiful December evening Huan
2005.12.02:
"Hello, Sheriff's Office." "I wanna
2005.12.01:
A golfer was confused about
2005.12.01:
At the cardiologist's elaborate funeral,
2005.11.30:
Things To Do In An Elevator
2005.11.30:
A man was sitting on
2005.11.30:
One year at Thanksgiving my
2005.11.29:
Amanpreet himself unable to satisfy
2005.11.29:
A cop asked the speeder
2005.11.28:
A husband suspected his wife
2005.11.26:
Little Johnnie was sitting in
2005.11.25:
A man entered the Patent
2005.11.25:
What does a man have
2005.11.23:
She couldn't wait to tell
2005.11.22:
"Dear son, I've got another
2005.11.17:
I was in line where
2005.11.17:
An older gentleman had an
2005.11.17:
Two mathematicians, Joe and Richard
2005.11.16:
Arkansas doesn't see that many
2005.11.16:
While I was shopping the
2005.11.14:
Socrates (469 - 399 BC)
2005.11.14:
Man: "Can I buy you
2005.11.11:
Amanpreet and Judi had gone
2005.11.10:
Dad was in the field
2005.11.07:
A six year - old
2005.11.04:
A successful businessman flew to
2005.11.02:
When you have an "I
2005.10.28:
I went down to the
2005.10.28:
The next time you're having
2005.10.25:
This guy walks into a
2005.10.24:
A cowgirl married a cowboy.
2005.10.22:
After a long night of
2005.10.21:
A guy walked into the
2005.10.19:
A young boy asked his
2005.10.19:
Customer Service Operator: "Hello. How
2005.10.07:
Isn't That Precious?
2005.10.05:
Children Write About the
2005.09.27:
A father asked his son,
2005.09.15:
A couple had debated a
2005.04.15:
Three men were sitting together
2005.04.13:
Little Johnny watched closely as
2005.04.07:
Wilf had a bad stomach
2005.04.05:
The small business owner announced
2005.03.29:
"Now, class," started the medical
2005.03.29:
The young blonde took only
2005.03.29:
After several years of serving
2005.03.26:
A young native man walked
2005.03.25:
A poodle escaped from a
2005.03.24:
As the giant aircraft carrier
2005.03.23:
A few months after Bill's
2005.03.23:
A couple decided they needed
2005.03.17:
A farmer was out working
2005.02.20:
A man came home from
2005.02.16:
Four brothers, all successful professionals,
2005.02.11:
A waiter was working one
2005.02.11:
Bob was driving home after
2005.02.10:
Two priests headed for the
2005.01.29:
An old farmer is having
2005.01.29:
Little Johnny goes to school,
2005.01.28:
It was the ambulance-chasing lawyer's
2005.01.21:
When the doctor completed his
2005.01.21:
An attractive woman of a
2005.01.19:
Bill gets a call from
2005.01.18:
How do you get a
2005.01.18:
Jill had been divorced for
2005.01.17:
So I went to see
2005.01.17:
At one Army base, the
2005.01.17:
St. Peter and Satan were
2005.01.17:
The preacher got up in
2005.01.17:
You might like this one
2004.12.23:
The Twelve Days of Christmas
2004.12.22:
Our Unstable LAN
2004.12.22:
A few weeks before Christmas,
2004.12.17:
Ebonics Ten Commandments
2004.12.16:
LETTERS TO SANTA If Santa
2004.12.15:
Amanpreet had given Judi one
2004.12.14:
Santa Claus, like all pilots,
2004.12.14:
My husband and I were
2004.12.14:
A Letter to Santa (from
2004.12.06:
Maw ordered Paw to "get
2004.12.01:
Two aliens landed in the
2004.12.01:
Did you hear about the
2004.11.29:
Four men were bragging about
2004.11.25:
Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but REally Aren't
2004.11.25:
Thanksgiving Poem
2004.11.23:
A young man named John
2004.11.23:
The only man who got
2004.11.22:
Really Geeky Humor
2004.11.22:
Those of us who worked
2004.11.22:
Mr. Smith owned a small
2004.11.22:
Sipping vodka
2004.11.22:
Ever wonder about those
2004.11.19:
A drunken man was wondering
2004.11.19:
Two women sat talking on
2004.11.19:
Little Johnny was sitting on
2004.11.16:
A beautiful executive assistant to
2004.11.15:
A friend was complaining that
2004.11.10:
The flight was coming into
2004.11.02:
At dinner one night, my
2004.10.28:
This married couple was on
2004.10.28:
How to Avoid the Flu
2004.10.27:
Screw Harry Potter. What a
2004.10.22:
Q: Why do women always
2004.10.22:
There's six redheads. How can
2004.10.22:
A nun badly needed a
2004.10.21:
2004.10.21:
Mr. Gaye, a US Airways
2004.10.19:
SOS?!?!?!
2004.10.19:
A guy was stopped by
2004.10.14:
A young man in a
2004.10.13:
Quotes from the Courtroom
2004.10.13:
Seen on the warning label
2004.10.13:
Matsushita Electric is promoting a
2004.10.12:
A few years ago when
2004.10.08:
One day George W. Bush
2004.10.08:
Looking for a little variety
2004.10.07:
Label from the new Microsoft Frozen TV Dinners
2004.10.04:
I was behind this guy
2004.10.04:
A banquet was held for
2004.10.04:
All the passengers were onboard
2004.10.01:
John went to a bar,
2004.10.01:
Little Jimmy's mother was cooking
2004.10.01:
When I was a kid,
2004.10.01:
A young woman goes to
2004.09.30:
I've never understood why women
2004.09.29:
For our honeymoon my fiancee
2004.09.29:
Couples who have lived together
2004.09.25:
A girl goes up to
2004.09.23:
A shepherd was herding his
2004.09.22:
30 Things Hurricanes Teach Us
2004.09.22:
A teacher entered her classroom
2004.09.22:
The first morning after the
2004.09.17:
A man goes into a
2004.09.17:
Little Red Riding Hood was
2004.09.15:
In a South American mining
2004.09.15:
Just as he was leaving
2004.09.14:
A married man was visiting
2004.09.14:
Little Johnny was squirming around
2004.09.14:
Halfway through the movie, a
2004.09.14:
A recently-divorced man went to
2004.09.14:
A midget with a speech
2004.09.14:
Three guys are discussing women.
2004.09.14:
A lady come home and
2004.09.14:
A group of children is
2004.09.14:
I boarded the train and
2004.09.10:
I was in the kitchen
2004.09.10:
Some Bonehead awards
2004.09.02:
50,000 blondes met at Safeco
2004.09.02:
Female Keywords and their meanings
2004.09.02:
The wife appeared before the
2004.09.02:
An old widow was starting
2004.08.29:
F'cked in the Head
2004.08.28:
A blonde walked into a
2004.08.27:
A farmer hires Little Johnny
2004.08.27:
"All right, class. I want
2004.08.27:
A panda walks into a
2004.08.26:
Late one night, Officer O'Leary's
2004.08.26:
A huge burly guy walked
2004.08.26:
A distraught man went to
2004.08.26:
From a recent letter to
2004.08.26:
A farmer asked a friend
2004.08.26:
A man was being tailgated
2004.08.26:
The Teacher asked, "All right
2004.08.25:
Ever Wonder?
2004.08.25:
PROPOSED ERROR MESSAGES WINDOWS 2006
2004.08.25:
A school teacher asks her
2004.08.25:
True story: I'm pretty sure
2004.08.24:
Today, twin sisters at St.
2004.08.21:
Bill Gates my father is
2004.08.21:
Little Sandy was with her
2004.08.20:
Little Johnny was all out
2004.08.20:
One evening after a few
2004.08.20:
A man is sitting on
2004.08.19:
Little Johnny has been bringing
2004.08.17:
My husband always lets me
2004.08.17:
This is kinda stereotypical but
2004.08.11:
A man had a large
2004.08.11:
Only the *nix geeks will get this one
2004.08.11:
One time at this party
2004.08.10:
Two nuns, Sister Mary and
2004.08.10:
When my sister teased her
2004.08.05:
Bubba called his attorney. "Is
2004.08.04:
One should remember that calling
2004.08.03:
Little Johnny's beautiful young fourth-grade
2004.07.24:
A mother, away all week
2004.07.21:
A skinny alligator was sitting
2004.07.21:
A blonde decides to try
2004.07.21:
In our last venture out
2004.07.21:
I remember one morning at
2004.07.19:
I found this in old
2004.07.16:
Why is there no TV
2004.07.15:
Have you heard about that
2004.07.15:
"Attendance at our church's Wednesday-evening
2004.07.15:
I remember one time going
2004.07.15:
"Mr. Smith, you're the proud
2004.07.15:
Did you hear about the
2004.07.15:
A businessman, staying at a
2004.07.07:
"I had a similar experience
2004.07.01:
A woman told her tattoo
2004.07.01:
Him: "I woke up with
2004.06.30:
A man who says his
2004.06.28:
I recently got a new
2004.06.28:
Two Arabs boarded a flight
2004.06.26:
The Meaning of Life
2004.06.26:
A blonde, redhead, and brunette
2004.06.24:
Remember President Bush's trip to
2004.06.23:
Simple Rules Gals Don't Know
2004.06.23:
I went to the bar
2004.06.22:
Little Johnny went to his
2004.06.16:
Not so much a joke,
2004.06.16:
It was the first day
2004.06.14:
An elderly woman wobbled her
2004.06.10:
Two surgeons were hunting one
2004.06.06:
A bear and a rabbit
2004.06.03:
"Hey, Judi, how'd your ski
2004.06.02:
It was a slow day
2004.06.02:
An infantry brigade was training
2004.06.01:
A Prayer for the Stressed
2004.06.01:
A few years ago the
2004.05.31:
Jim and Charlie were using
2004.05.28:
A salesman was driving along
2004.05.28:
Diane was a beautiful girl.
2004.05.27:
George Smith and Percy Smith
2004.05.26:
Did you hear about the
2004.05.26:
Right outside her front door,
2004.05.26:
AOL Version 9.0 cool features you may not be aware of
2004.05.25:
Little Johnny is running around
2004.05.25:
Little Johnny is riding his
2004.05.25:
A man was bitten by
2004.05.25:
Q: How can you tell
2004.05.25:
Euphemisms For Impotence
2004.05.24:
A redneck entered a big
2004.05.19:
A very genteel Southern lady
2004.05.19:
"April and I had hardly
2004.05.19:
Little Amanpreet asked his wise
2004.05.18:
Mother: " What seems to
2004.05.18:
Computer novices may feel
2004.05.18:
Nina, a rather young miss
2004.05.16:
I was having trouble with
2004.05.14:
The Top 5 Things
2004.05.12:
The science teacher put four
2004.05.06:
How to Clean a Toilet
2004.05.06:
Didja catch President Bush's recent
2004.05.05:
Since I've got finals coming
2004.05.05:
A teacher asked one of
2004.05.05:
A woman goes to England
2004.05.05:
Amanpreet and Jon are out
2004.05.04:
John and Marie (both unmarried)
2004.05.04:
As a mother was bribing
2004.05.04:
Amanpreet was nothing if not
2004.05.03:
A young boy asks his
2004.05.03:
eBay Fun
2004.05.01:
A woman is feeling poorly
2004.05.01:
Two rural church deacons who
2004.04.30:
A woman and her boyfriend
2004.04.30:
Today's Dilbert
2004.04.30:
Two car salesmen were sitting
2004.04.30:
A well-dressed man and a
2004.04.29:
A True Story? A
2004.04.29:
Pete and his lawyer are
2004.04.29:
Little Johnny's family was supposed
2004.04.29:
Newspaper Ads I'd Like To See
2004.04.28:
From Reader's Digest
2004.04.27:
Sure-fire pick-up lines "If you
2004.04.26:
The policeman was walking his
2004.04.26:
A man who was born,
2004.04.26:
After booking his 90-year-old grandmother
2004.04.22:
A man entered his office
2004.04.22:
Ernie says, "Dis is a
2004.04.22:
A man parked his car
2004.04.22:
After 17 years of marriage,
2004.04.22:
Morris, a career shoplifter, was
2004.04.22:
A physician claims these are
2004.04.22:
Q. What is the acronym
2004.04.22:
An old man was in
2004.04.22:
The woman noticed her husband
2004.04.22:
A twelve year old boy
2004.04.22:
Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
2004.04.22:
Game Show Banter
2004.04.22:
Little Johnny's is coming home
2004.04.22:
According to the Alaska Department
2004.04.22:
Three explorers, Tom, Dick, and
2004.04.22:
A traveling salesman ran out
2004.04.22:
What's an Australian kiss? It's
2004.04.22:
The train was quite crowded,
2004.04.21:
An otherwise happily married couple's
2004.04.21:
Perfume
2004.04.21:
True Story
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