Game Show Banter
1. On the Newlywed Game, Bob Eubanks asked the wife where the most unusual place they had ever had sex was.
Response: "That's got to be up the butt, Bob."
2. On Password the contestant was black. The secret word was "deer" The celebrity gave the clue "DOE".
The contestant responded "KNOB".
3. The old Cross-Wits show was a crossword puzzle. The host gives one of the two teams a clue, and they have to guess the answer and fill in the crossword. Alice Ghostley from Bewitched and Designing Women was the celebrity. The clue was "A famous woodpecker."
Alice responded for the team "Pinocchio."