Morris, a career shoplifter, was caught red-handed trying to steal a very expensive watch from an exclusive jewelry store on Fifth Avenue in New York. "Listen," said Morris, the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. Morris looked at the price on the sales slip and said, "Hey this is a more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something a little less expensive?"