Sure-fire pick-up lines
"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
"I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feedbag."
"How 'bout we play lion and lion-tamer. You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat."
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
"You're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."
"I'd like to screw your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it."
"That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were one, I'd be coming too!"
"I can't find my puppy, could you help me find him? I think he went into this hotel room . . . "