A redneck entered a big city bar and ordered a beer. The bartender brought him his beer and set it on a coaster. A few minutes later, the redneck ordered another beer. The bartender started to put down his new beer, but noticed that the coaster had disappeared, so he fetched another. A while later, another beer. And again, a missing coaster. This time the bartender decided he wouldn't waste another coaster. "Hey!" said the redneck. "Where's my cookie?"