Amanpreet and Jon are out drinking at the bar late one night.
Preet says, "Well, bud, I guess I better be moseying on home."
"Yo man," Jon said, "what's your rush? Little woman got you by the short hairs on a short leash?"
"Fuck no," Amanpreet retorted, "I'm the boss in my house." Then he said softly, "But Judi's the Director of Pussy . . . "