How to Clean a Toilet
- Raise the lid and the seat
- Squirt some shampoo into the toilet water
- Soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom
- In one smooth movement, insert the cat into the toilet and quickly close the seat and lid. (Sit on the closed lid.) The cat will now self-agitate, making ample suds. (Ignore any noises coming from the toilet as cats actually enjoy this.)
- Flush several times for the "power-wash" and "rinse" cycles
- Have someone else open an exterior door. Be sure that no people are between the toilet and that exterior door
- Stand as far away from the toilet as you can, then quickly lift the lid
- The cat will rocket out of the toilet and streak outside where he will "auto-dry" himself
- Now both the commode and the cat are sparkling clean!
Signed, THE DOG.