The Top 5 Things You Don't Want to Hear at a
Parent-Teacher Conference
5> "Oh, I wouldn't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson. It's highly unlikely that Billy will *actually* kill you at midnight tonight with the turkey-carving knife that has been mysteriously missing since the cat disappeared."
4> "I want to discuss Jimmy's reflexive flinching every time I raise my hand."
3> "Generally, your son is a good kid. And if it weren't for all the damning the other children to an eternity of suffering, anguish and torture in hell, I'd probably pass him."
2> "Have you considered home-schooling? No? *Would* you consider home-schooling? Please?"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear at a Parent-Teacher Conference...
1> "This is one child we're leaving behind."