Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in thelocal tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a goodlong look at their pickup trucks parked outside.
One deacon ducked down and said, "I hope the reverend didn't seeus or recognize my pickup."
The other replied indifferently, "What difference does it make.God knows we're in here... and he's the only one who counts."
The first deacon countered, "Yeah, but God won't tell my wife."