Simple Rules Gals Don't Know
1. Nothing says "I Love You," quite like a blowjob in the morning.
2. He's NEVER thinking about "The Relationship."
3. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
4. Share the bathroom.
5. Share the closet.
6. Nothing says "I Love You," quite like a blowjob in the morning.