Two surgeons were hunting one cold winter day and, after a few belts to keep them warm, one proclaimed to the other, "You see that owl asleep up in that tree? I'm such a good surgeon that I can climb that tree and remove his tonsils without waking him up." "Prove it!" Sure enough, he did it. The other surgeon was too competitive to let him get away with that unchallenged so he proclaimed, "I can climb that tree and castrate that owl with waking him up." Another quick nip, up the tree, and sure enough; he did it, too. A week later, the owl was flying along with his buddy. The owl's buddy said, "I'm tired. Let's roost in that tree and take a nap." The first owl replied, "Not me. Ever since the last time I took a nap in that tree, I haven't been able to hoot worth a fuck or fuck worth a hoot!"