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A blonde decides to try

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she had no prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. As it goes along at a steady rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She throws her arms around the horse's neck, but slides down its side anyway. Meanwhile, the horse gallops along, ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap off the horse to safety, but her foot tangles in the stirrup, and she is now at the horse's mercy, her head striking the ground again and again. Moments before she loses consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager notices her plight and unplugs the horse.

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