Have you heard about that new show on MTV called "Newlyweds"? Real life newlyweds Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey do one of those "reality series" where a camera follows them around.
She's been called an idiot. A true ditzy blonde.
I happened to catch some of it. This woman makes the typical AOLien look like a brain surgeon.
She was honestly confused by a can of "Chicken of the Sea" tuna. "Is it fish? Is it chicken? I don't know."
She refused an order of buffalo wings because, "I don't think it's right to eat buffalo." (When on the plains, where exactly do buffalo hide their wings?)
And in the "scenes from next week's episode," Nick wants to take Jessica to San Diego for a romantic weekend. She complains to him, "Nick, I don't have my passport!"