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"Mr. Smith, you're the proud

"Mr. Smith, you're the proud father of healthy baby boy!" "That's great, Doc! Thanks for everything!" "Well, there is one problem. Your son has no eyelids. But don't worry; we can fix that easily." "Huh? How?" "Easy. We use the skin from his circumcision as a graft." "And he'll be okay?" "Oh, yes. Well, he may be a little cock-eyed...."

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