A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the female's skirt.
The blonde realizes he is staring and enquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the wonder pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman.
The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick two fingers in?"
Shocked, the man replies, "Fucking hell! Can it whistle as well?!"