A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.The sandwich arrives, which he eats quietly. When done, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!" he yells, tossing a small dictionary to the irate man.
The manager opens the dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.