Bubba called his attorney. "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, that is true," responded his lawyer. "And someone's suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat? Is that true?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And some lady sued McDonald's when she was gave a hot cuppa coffee, like she ordered?" "Yes." "And some football player sued some university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin'... Kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I's slept with?"