Late one night, Officer O'Leary's patrol car passed a used car lot when he spotted two little old ladies sitting in a Chevy convertible. O'Leary drove up beside them. "Are you two ladies trying to steal this car?" "Why, officer; certainly not!" said one. "We bought this car today." "Well, then," said O'Leary, "why don't you just start it up and drive home?" "We don't drive," said the other little old lady. "Besides, we'd rather wait here." "What? Why?" asked O'Leary. "We were told that if we bought a car here, we'd get screwed!"