Today, twin sisters at St. Luke's Nursing Home were celebrating their one hundredth birthday. The local newspaper sent a photographer to take a picture of the twins. The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa near the window. The hard of hearing sister asked her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE WANTS US TO SIT ON THE SOFA," shouted her sister. "Would you please sit closer together?" asked the photographer. "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS TO SQUEEZE TOGETHER." They wriggled closer. "Now hang on while I focus the camera." "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted back, "MY GOD! BOTH OF US?!"