50,000 blondes met at Safeco Field for the annual Blondes Convention. The first speaker said, "Today we will prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. May I have a volunteer?" Barbie the blonde stepped forward. "Barbie, what is 15 plus 15?" After a long wait, Barbie replied, "Eighteen?" Everyone was disappointed. Then 50,000 blondes chanted, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" So the speaker asked, "Barbie, what's 5 plus 5?" After another long wait, Barbie answered, "Ninety?" The crowd sighed, but again chanted, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The speaker responded, "Okay! Okay! Once more: what's 2 plus 2?" Barbie squeezed her eyes closed and said, "Four?" The stadium broke out in pandemonium as 50,000 blondes leapt to their feet, waving their arms, screaming, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"