A midget with a speech impediment went to a stable to buy a horse. The owner showed him a nice mare. He walked around her a few times, then asked, "Would you lift me up so I can see her eerth?" The owner did so, he looked in her ears, said OK, and the owner put him down. Then the midget asked, "Would you lift me up so I can see her eyeth?" The owner picked him up again, he looked at her eyes, said OK, and the owner put him down. Then the midget asked, "Would you lift me up so I can see her eeeth?" The owner sighed but picked him up a third time while the midget checked out her teeth. Finally the midget asked, "Now can I see her twat?" Enraged, the owner picked up the midget, shoved him head first into the mare's vagina, waited a while, then pulled him out and set him down. The coughing, sputtering midget declared, "Let me rephrase that: may I see her wun awound a widdle bit, pweeze?"