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A recently-divorced man went to a party and found himself smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending tone, "So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?'" The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first few inches is brand new!"
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