An old widow was starting to get lonely and sick of life by herself she decided to send in an advertisement to find a new partner, she wrote in, "Must never run away from me, beat me and has to be good in bed, all applicants to meet in person."
The next day, there was a knock at the door, when she opened the door there was a guy in a wheel chair who had no arms or legs.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"Yea, I read your ad and here I am, your dream man," he said confidently.
"But you have no legs" she said concerned.
"That's no problem, I won't run away will I?" he said.
"Well you don't have any arms either," She continued.
"Then I can't beat you, can I?" he said.
"Well, are you good in bed?" she asked
With that he gave a cheesy grin and said, "Well I rang the doorbell didn't I?"