A young woman goes to Greece for vacation. While on vacation, she meets a man. She calls her mother in America and says, "Mom, I really want to marry him."
Her mother insists on checking his background to see if he's okay. She calls back several days later and says, "We've completed the check. This is definitely Mister Right. He comes from a good family with an impressive background. He owns vineyards and bottles his own wines. You have our blessing to marry him."
After several years, her mother eventually visits her daughter in Greece. Her daughter tells her "I want a divorce."
The mother is surprised at this. She asks "Why? From what you've told me, he doesn't abuse you. He never raises his voice to you. He provides you with everything you've ever asked for. Why could you possibly want a divorce?"
"All he ever wants to do," the daughter says, "is to do me from behind. He butt fucks me. I'm telling you that if he fucked my pussy three times in five months, that's a lot. My butt hole has gone from the size of a dime to the size of a silver dollar."
"But honey," the mothers says, "do you really want to get a divorce over 90 cents?"