John went to a bar, and having a little itch he was wanting soothed, started hitting on Marcia. The evening progressed and soon John realized Marcia was as horny as he was. They ended up getting a hotel room. They strip butt naked, get in the bed and he slides his tool inside. John tells Marcia, "Oh honey, I know we didn't get much foreplay before we started. You seem a wee bit dry to me."
Marcia gets up and goes to the bathroom. She returns shortly and they proceed to go at it again. John slides in and says, "OOOHHH Baby! That's more like it! All nice and warm and juiced up, ready for Johnny's toy. Did you use some Vaseline?"
"No" she replied, "I just picked out the scabs."