Little Jimmy's mother was cooking dinner in the kitchen when Jimmy comes running in, all excited.
"Mommy, Mommy, Granny's got a shrimp!"
"What do you mean?"
"Granny's got a shrimp! A shrimp! Come in the living room and see!"
So, Jimmy tugs his mom into the living room and there's Granny sprawled naked on the couch.
"See? See?" Jimmy points, "See? Granny has a shrimp!"
"Uhh, no, son, that's her, uhhh, clit."
"Are you sure? It sure TASTED like shrimp . . . "