There were three things on my shopping list that I needed to get from Wal-mart; toothpaste, razors and lotion.
After picking out the first two items I headed toward the lotion aisle searching for the biggest cheapest bottle that I could find.
And as I picked up the jumbo-sized bottle of Jergen's I got shot the strangest look from the lady standing next to me as if for some reason she knew that lotion wasn't necessarily going to be used for "skin moisturization".
I looked at her and said the only thing I could think of: "Just got high-speed internet. Need to stock up."