A beautiful executive assistant to a bank president got talked into escorting a rich foreign client out for a night on the town. The client was smitten and, before the night was over, asked her to marry him. She was taken aback, but remembering that her boss had told her this was his most important client, replied, "Well, I guess I could marry you, but only if you gave me a diamond ring that's at least 25 carats." He didn't hesitate, just nodded and said, "No problem! I buy. I buy." Now what would she do? So she added, "And a 100-room mansion in Manhattan and a chateau in France." Again, he didn't hesitate, just nodded and said, "No problem! I build. I build." Oops. She'd better make the next one really big. "And, since I love hot sex, the man I marry must have a 12-inch penis!" His faced dropped; he looked disturbed. He cupped his face in his hands and muttered to himself. Then, finally, with a sad look on his face, he nodded again and said, "Okay. I cut. I cut."