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A drunken man was wondering

A drunken man was wondering around a bar's parking lot, bumping into cars and then feeling their roofs. The bartender came outside and asked, "What are you doing?" "Looking for my car." "How does feeling the roof help?" asked the puzzled bartender. "Easy," said the drunk, "my car's roof has two blue lights and a siren!"

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