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Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but REally Aren't

* Talk about a huge breast!
* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
* Whew, that's one terrific spread!
* Are you ready for seconds yet?
* It's cool whip time!
* If I don't undo my pants, I will burst
* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
* It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
* Just wait your turn, you'll get some
* Don't play with your meat
* Spread the legs open and shove it in
* I didn't expect everyone to come at once
* You still have a little bit on your chin
* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it
* How long will it take after you put it in?
* You'll know it's ready when it pops up
* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
* How many are coming?
* That's the biggest one I've ever seen
* Just lay back and take it easy, I'll do the rest
* How long do I beat it before it's ready?

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