Maw ordered Paw to "get out there and fix that outhouse!" Paw checked out the outhouse and said, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw said, "Oh, yes there is! Stick your head down in the hole." Paw did and hollered, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw said, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw lifted up his head and he cried, "Oww! Maw! Muh beard's stuck in them cracks in the seat!" Maw said, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"