Bill gets a call from his buddy Doug one day, and Doug is on the phone crying. Bill asks,
"Doug, what's wrong? You sound really upset."
"Well,"replies Doug,"my wife's been cheatin' on me."
"With who?" asks Bill. "The neighbor," replies Doug.
"That damn dirty slut!" says Bill.
"Yeah," replies Doug,
"You think I was upset, you should've heard how upset the neighbor's husband was."