While I was shopping the other day, I wound up face to face with this drop dead gorgeous blonde. Son, talk about *built*. I couldn't help but just stare (leer?) at her and I'm more than positive I had my mouth open. She caught me staring and suspected I wasn't just admiring her outfit.
She said, "Are you often troubled by indecent thoughts?"
I replied, "No, ma'am. Actually, to be honest, I rather enjoy them."