A man went to his optometrist to have his eyes examined. The doctor told him, "Listen, you've got to stop masturbating."
"Why, Doc?" the man asked, "Am I going blind?"
"No", said the optometrist, "But you're upsetting my other patients."
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A man went to his optometrist to have his eyes examined. The doctor told him, "Listen, you've got to stop masturbating."
"Why, Doc?" the man asked, "Am I going blind?"
"No", said the optometrist, "But you're upsetting my other patients."
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